5. “Do you guys serve anything other than Starbucks coffee here?” (Point of clarification for those hiding under a rock: I work at Starbucks.)
4. “I'm in emergency mode! Where's your bathroom? I gotta go! Bad! The guys across the street wouldn’t let me use theirs!" followed by another customer, "You get all kinds here, don't you?"
3. Two old ladies standing in line; one says to the other, "Well the only word I can think of to describe her is skank!"
2. In response to a co-workers comment, "communication creates bonds between people" my favorite regular customer replied, “Bullshit! Sex and near death experiences create bonds."
1. A customer walks in and as he's ordering, his co-worker walks in behind him and says, "Did you get the package I sent to your office?" He seemed confused as she tried to explain exactly which package she was referring to. Then he suddenly got it, "Oh you mean the hard package?"
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