Monday, March 31, 2014

The Human Condition Begins in the Kitchen


“Your First Kitchen” – (Writing exercise #3 by Robin Helmly from the book “Now Write”) 

My first kitchen was a traditional L shaped kitchen with an old cream colored linoleum floor that connected the dining room to the living room. The light was long and florescent with a switch at either end that illuminated the dark wood paneled cupboards.

There was one window above the sink facing the backyard, where you could stand and see the rose bushes along the back fence and the metal jungle gym with swings and monkey bars that stood tall in the bright green grass. It would bring me a sense of comfort to see my mom at the kitchen window as I swung my grimy little hands from one monkey bar to another, causing blisters on the underside of my hands or when I’d jump off the swing a little too high, knowing she was just on the other side of that window.

To the left of the sink hung an old phone attached to the wall with a cord long enough to reach all the way to the opposite end of the kitchen. It hung right next to the sliding glass door opening into the back yard. Sometimes for privacy I would take the phone outside and close the cord in the glass door. It would leave a black grease smudge on the cream colored phone cord every time.

The counter under the phone held our junk drawer full of pens, paper, scissors, some old rubber bands and random things that had no other place to be stored. The countertop was piled with phone books and coupons needing to be cut out.

That’s where the cutting board pulled out of the counter; I would stand there and chop vegetables for my mom in the evening, overlooking the living room TV where she watched Oprah and Jeopardy.

The big white frig stood in the middle of the kitchen with the glass cookie jar sitting on top. There were always cookies in it; sometimes homemade, sometimes cheap store bought cookies my mom found on sale or had a coupon for.  The lid had a particular squeak and squeal to it when you opened it, never really letting anyone sneak cookies. Although at one point I had become pretty good at maneuvering the jar just right and coughing at just the right moment to cover the sound to the lid being pulled off. Of course, I could never get the lid back on without giving myself away.

There was a comfort and peace the kitchen seemed to bring. I don’t know if it was because of all rooms, it was the only one in which everything had a place to belong and you knew exactly where everything was all the time. Maybe it was the process of baking cookies or watching a home cooked meal being prepared. Maybe it signified a common ground, the source of why we gathered together as a family.

Thirty two years away from that kitchen, I’m sitting in my own kitchen, reading a book that says, “’That which is most personal is most common,’ … meaning that if there’s any justification for telling personal stories, it’s that every person, every selfish little clod of ailments and grievances – including you, including me – contains within himself the entire human condition.”

What if the entire human condition begins in the kitchen? The soul of your home.

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Customer # 293807


She moved here from Montana. If she had known what the weather was like here, she would have never. Well, she probably would have. She has a great college education, not like Yale or Harvard or any of those roll-your-eyes kind of colleges. But it was good and someone told her she should be a lawyer. By the way, she needs help getting her notary license figured out here in this state. It’s so different here. She caught a whiff of my co-workers lunch in the break room next door. She bets it’s chicken noodle soup. She took a course at the local junior college to learn what to plant here in Oregon. Her husband takes at least 35 different medications a day. She doesn’t assume that anyone who is overweight isn’t diabetic. She has notarized all sorts of documents. You know there are so many people out there without beneficiaries listed on their… on their… um… well it escapes her, but they don’t have it and it’s a tragedy. I should get used to seeing all types of oddities coming across my desk here, she says (as if I’m the new one in this situation). She keeps calling me by name, having to read it off my name plate first. She’s going to leave the pen she took off the desk because she’s not really into lime green. She’s had to walk out to her car so many times she has to use the bathroom again. She announced the fact that she was announcing the fact that it’s raining outside and that’s why she has to use the bathroom again. Her son bugged her to wear a jacket today. She had to get it out of storage first. The good ones are so expensive. But at least they won’t know she’s soaking wet because she has this jacket on. She advised that we throw out the paper coffee cup she  used. She’ll use a new one the next time she comes in.
 
She sat there for an hour and talked the whole time while I wrote about her. Please don't tell her.