10. My farts stink. Bad.
9. My bathroom is dirtier than an adolescent boys locker.
8. I am hopelessly clumsy.
7. I will get bored with you way too quickly.
6. I care more about sports than any girl should.
5. Unless you like take out, I'm not cooking for you.
4. I will laugh at all the wrong times & embarrass the shit out of you in public.
3. I'm moody, and unless you can make me laugh, you won't snap me out of it.
2. Unless you're actually funnier than me, you won't make me laugh.
1. You aren't funnier than me.
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